Herewith, a list of Oakland Athletic nicknames. (Almost none of these are established in any sort of way, of course. It's just what I call guys for this reason or that.)
(Reader update! Nick Alpers (@NickAlpers on Twitter) suggests "Tiny" for Landon Powell, which I'm down with.)
(My update! "Junior Cupcakes" isn't as funny as "Little Debbie" and both are loving references to our old friend Joe Blanton, so I'm changing that one.
Beaneball by Jason Wojciechowski is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.