By Jason Wojciechowski on February 7, 2009 at 11:25 PM

That's horrible. That's the kind of nickname we come up with these days. Jesus. I refuse to acknowledge this. Can't we give him some name to pair with Black Mamba? Like, I dunno, what do mambas eat? Pigs? How about Andrew "Wild Boar" Bynum? Isn't that a good nickname? Ok, from now on, Andrew Bynum will be called "Wild Boar".