On Adam Dunn
Here are some recent facts about Adam Dunn: he's playing for Team USA in the WBC when he obviously doesn't have to; he hit a big home run for the team in the Canada game; he was spotted on the bench practically eating his hat and taking his pulse in the late stages of that tight game as JJ Putz was pitching to Jason Bay with the tying run on second base.
Here's a fact that's been floating around about Adam Dunn: he doesn't like baseball.
The resolution of these two sets of facts is left as an exercise for the reader.
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