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Thursday, February 23. 2006

From Swan Valley to Oakland in a blink of the eye

The Raiders have hired a guy whose last two jobs were "bed-and-breakfast operator" and "mayor of Swan Valley, Idaho" to be their offensive coordinator. Wow. The NFL may be unawesome in a lot of ways, but in terms of pulling random coaches out of its collective ass, they're the greatest. Story here.

Wednesday, February 8. 2006

Kornheiser?

So, uh, how about Tony Kornheiser playing the 3rd man in the booth on Monday Night Football next year? Kornheiser? Really? If ESPN really wanted a Dennis Miller character, they should have just gone back to the real thing. Kornheiser. Wow.