The headline at this ESPN.com story, which could be changed by the time you get there, is "Osborne gets shot." I was a little worried, given what happened to two Devil Rays minor leaguers a few years back (when Baseball Prospectus made the comment "Tampa Bay leads the league in SPC (Starting Pitchers Capped)), but it turns out that he's being given a shot ... at the rotation.

You have to wonder who's checking on the interns who are laughing their asses off right now.