Shutout? That's something
we're not used to seeing here.
Oh wait, yes it is

Stanton is a beast:
Swings hard, whiffs hard, giant man,
but the defense kills

Weeks at second base
is fast becoming my dude.
My bad Mark Ellis

Moscoso, SP:
sorry stuff, no stamina
Why is he so good?

Vernon Carter, benched
Sat with the starting pitchers
So appropriate