Colon is 40, he's been here before, and he doesn't mind if anybody knows he considers it one of his jobs to keep the clubhouse loose with loud, explosive sounds.

Lank.

That's a euphemism, isn't it? Colon is farting in the clubhouse. He is. You know he is.

"But he does some stuff in the dugout that gets to me," the manager said.

Yeah.